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Heidi Klum - Wikipedia. Heidi Klum. Klum in April 2. Born(1. 97. 3- 0. June 1. 97. 3 (age 4. Bergisch Gladbach, North Rhine- Westphalia, West Germany.
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Height. 1. 7. 5 m (5 ft 9 in)[1]Hair color. Blonde. Eye color. Hazel[2]Heidi Klum (pronounced[ˈhaɪ̯di ˈklʊm]; born 1 June 1. German- American model, television personality, businesswoman, fashion designer, singer, television producer, author, and actress.
She appeared on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and in 1. German model to become a Victoria's Secret Angel. Following a successful modeling career, Klum became the host and a judge of Germany's Next Topmodel and the reality show Project Runway which earned her an Emmy nomination in 2.
Outstanding Host for a Reality or Reality- Competition Program (shared with co- host Tim Gunn); Klum has been nominated for six Emmy Awards. She has worked as a spokesmodel for Dannon and H& M, and has appeared in numerous commercials for Mc. Donald's, Volkswagen and others.
In 2. 00. 9, Klum became Barbie's official ambassador on Barbie's 5. As an occasional actress, she had supporting roles in movies including Blow Dry (2. Ella Enchanted (2. The Devil Wears Prada (2. Perfect Stranger (2.
She has also appeared on TV shows including Sex and the City, How I Met Your Mother, Desperate Housewives and Parks and Recreation. Currently, Klum is a judge on the NBC reality show America's Got Talent. In May 2. 01. 1, Forbes magazine estimated Klum's total earnings for that year as US$2. She was ranked second on Forbes' list of the "World's Top- Earning Models".
Forbes noted that since ending her 1. Victoria's Secret Angel, Klum has become more of a businesswoman than a model. Siren Full Movie Online Free. In 2. 00. 8, she became an American citizen while maintaining her native German citizenship.[4][5][6][7]Early life and discovery[edit]Klum was born and raised in Bergisch Gladbach, a town outside Cologne, Germany. She is the daughter of Erna, a hairdresser,[8] and Günther Klum,[9] a cosmetics company executive. A friend convinced her to enroll in a national modeling contest called "Model 9.
Out of 2. 5,0. 00 contestants, Klum was voted the winner on 2. April 1. 99. 2, and offered a modeling contract worth US$3. Thomas Zeumer, CEO of Metropolitan Models New York.[1. After winning, she appeared on the Gottschalk Late Night Show, a German television show with host Thomas Gottschalk.
She accepted the contract a few months later after graduating from school and decided not to try for an apprentice position at a fashion design school.[1. Modeling and acting[edit]Klum has been featured on the cover of French, German, Portuguese and Spanish Vogue magazines, as well as Elle, In. Style, Marie Claire, Glamour and Russian Harper's Bazaar magazines. She became widely known after appearing on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and for her work with Victoria's Secret as an "Angel".[1. Klum hosted the 2.
Victoria's Secret Fashion Shows. On 1 October 2. 01. New York Post reported in its "Page Six" gossip column that Klum would be leaving Victoria's Secret, which was later confirmed by Klum.[1. In addition to working with well- known photographers on her first husband's Sports Illustrated shoots, she was the object and subject of Joanne Gair body painting works in several editions from 1. She wrote the foreword to Gair's book of body paint work, Body Painting, Masterpieces.[1.
Klum was the face of Givenchy's Amarige fragrance, and she also served as a spokesmodel for Mc. Donald's, Braun, Dannon, H & M, and Liz Claiborne.
Since 2. 00. 7, she has been a celebrity spokesmodel for Jordache[1. Volkswagen. In addition to modeling, she has appeared in several TV shows, including Spin City, Sex and the City, Yes, Dear, and How I Met Your Mother. She had a role as an ill- tempered hair model in the movie Blow Dry, played a giantess in the movie Ella Enchanted and was cast as Ursula Andress in The Life and Death of Peter Sellers.
She had cameo appearances in the films The Devil Wears Prada and Perfect Stranger. Her other projects include dance and video games. She is featured in the 2. James Bond 0. 07: Everything or Nothing, where she plays the villain Dr. Katya Nadanova.[1. She has appeared in several music videos, including Jamiroquai's video "Love Foolosophy" from their album A Funk Odyssey, Kelis's "Young, Fresh n' New", off her second 2. Wanderland and, most recently, the second video for her then husband Seal's song "Secret" off his 2.
Seal 6: Commitment. The latter video depicts the married couple sharing intimate moments while naked in bed; the concept was Klum's idea.[1.
In July 2. 00. 7, having earned US$8 million in the previous 1. Klum was named by Forbes as third on the list of the World's 1. Top- Earning Supermodels.[1. In 2. 00. 8, Forbes estimated her income at US$1. Klum in first place.
For 2. 00. 7, Forbes estimated her income at US$1. Klum is signed to IMG Models in New York City.[2. In 2. 00. 8, Klum was a featured guest on an American Volkswagen commercial, where she was interviewed by a black Beetle. When she commented that German engineering is so sexy, she caused the Beetle to blush and turn red. She has been a part of several commercials for Volkswagen and Mc. Donald's on German television.[2.
In November 2. 00. Klum appeared in two versions of a Guitar Hero World Tour commercial, wherein she did a take on Tom Cruise's iconic underwear dancing scene in Risky Business. In both versions, she lip- synced to Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock and Roll" while dancing around the living room with the wireless guitar controller.[2. In October 2. 00. Klum was the often- nude one- woman subject of Heidilicious,[2. Rankin. Klum ventured into web- based videos, starring in "SPIKED HEEL: Supermodels Battle the Forces of Evil". The web- series starred model Coco Rocha and was directed by fashion documentarian Doug Keeve.
In the story, Klum aka 'The Kluminator,'[2. Coco "The Sassy Superhero" Rocha battle the evil Dr. Faux Pas who is plotting to destroy Fashion Week. The heroines employ everything from blow- dryer guns to fist fights, in order to thwart Dr. Faux Pas' dastardly plans. The Kluminator and Girl Wonder avoid a chain of fashion disasters to neutralize a death ray that threatens to vaporize the community of fashionistas gathered in Bryant Park.[2. In 2. 01. 0, Klum became the new face and creative advisor for European cosmetics brand Astor, for which she sets artistic direction and designs new products and fashion forward color collections.[2.
In October 2. 01. Klum parted ways with Victoria's Secret after 1. She provided a simple explanation in her official statement, stating: "All good things have to come to an end. I will always love Victoria and never tell her secret. It's been an absolute amazing time!"[2. It was reported in May 2.
Klum ranked second with estimated earnings of US$2. Forbes' list of the World's Top- Earning Models (2. Forbes noted that since ending her 1. Victoria's Secret Angel, Klum has become more of a businesswoman than a model. She partnered with New Balance and Amazon. Lifetime, called Seriously Funny Kids.[2.
In fact, some noted fashion designers have long been commenting on Klum's limited role as a fashion model. Karl Lagerfeld, for example, in 2. German designer Wolfgang Joop, who called Klum after she had posed naked on the cover of the German edition of GQ magazine,[3. She is simply too heavy and has too big a bust".[3. Lagerfeld observed that neither he nor Claudia Schiffer knew Klum, as she has never worked in Paris and was insignificant in the world of fashion, being "more bling bling and glamorous than current fashion."[3.
Producing[edit]In December 2. Klum became the host, judge and executive producer of the reality show Project Runway on the U. S. cable television channel Bravo (airing on Lifetime television beginning in 2.
Why Your Team Sucks 2. New England Patriots. Some people are fans of the New England Patriots. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the New England Patriots.
This 2. 01. 7 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. Your team: The Richard Spencer Blues Explosion. Your 2. 01. 6 record: 1. Super Bowl champions.
MAGA. Your coach: Football Steve Bannon.“And there were no days off!” Indeed, with that one battle cry, the masses did cheer and then resume their jobs at the munitions factory, wherein they labored day and night all for the GLORIES OF THE STATE. I’m gonna be perfectly honest: I’m still stunned by the Trump letter. It’s not simply that Belichick wrote it, but also the content of the letter itself: Congratulations on a tremendous campaign. You have to help with an unbelievable slanted and negative media and have come out beautifully.
You have proven to be the ultimate competitor and fighter. Your leadership is amazing. I have always had tremendous respect for you for the toughness and perseverance you have displayed over the past year is remarkable.
Come on man, he sounds EXACTLY like Trump. How is this the same guy? Bill Belichick should fucking HATE the President. The President is a fat, lazy, weak blowhard. How is the greatest football mind in history hoodwinked here?
DID HE NOT STUDY THE TAPE? And what business does Bill Belichick, of all people, have complaining about the media?
This guy treats the media like absolute shit and they still hang on his every word, praying they get lucky and that Daddy gifts them a 2. He’s tamed the media like a dog, and he’s still bitching just because people wanna ask him about the Buttfumble? Man, fuck him blind. The Red Sox learned spying from this man. And for real, I bet he’s TOTALLY into racial scouting. Loogit all the undrafted white dudes he claimed off the scrap heap. I need boys who’ll pick up my system FAST.”Your quarterback: Chia seed android.
Tom Brady. Here’s a fella who will face any NFL defense but not any question asking him about his friends. Take away Ballghazi and everything about Tom Brady is still shady as all fuck. He eats vegan dog food. He squirts salt packets into his water and claims it’s a miracle drug.
He’s spent an inordinate amount of time trying to disguise his own history of concussions and claiming that he has miraculously avoided them thanks to stretching a lot and eschewing all seeded berries. He sticks a MAGA hat in his locker and then acts offended when anyone dares to ask if he supports Trump, then skips out on the White House visit. His personal training guru is a con man. He workshops TV shows with Jim Gray. He uses money from one charity to pay another charity.
He defies the normal limits of aging for pro athletes and NO ONE in the media arches an eyebrow at it because they’re all DESPERATE to be the first reporter to get decent copy out of him. He takes below- market value for a salary because he can (and because I already know damn well he’s gonna get gifted part ownership of the team when he retires), which seduces idiot GMs and fans of other teams into thinking their players ought to fuck themselves in the ass for the sake of THE TEAM.
On the field, Brady is a god, and off of it he is a disingenuous cipher. I could argue that Tom Brady represents everything wrong with America. Here’s a man who’s too rich and comfortable with his life to risk a goddamn thing off the field. He exists only to further his own ends while pretending to just be a good guy. It’s like someone made Ivanka Trump into a football player. He’s a sniveling, snaky, empty- headed goon. When we finally go to Nuclear War and most of the planet is wiped out, Brady will still be here, living behind a wall, sitting by a pool with a stupid grin on his face, wondering what all the negativity is about.
What’s new that sucks: God, they’re fucking loaded everywhere. Brady could get decapitated and they’d still be favored to win the Super Bowl with Pizza Boy at QB. Name another team that would cut Kony Ealy just because they could. They traded for Brandin Cooks. They swiped Stephon Gilmore and David Harris from their hapless division rivals. They added backs Mike Gillislee and Rex Burkhead (WHITE PLAYER ALERT) in an effort to continue their tradition of giving no RB consistent touches.
They lost Julian Edelman for the season but that’ll only give NEXT MAN UP chubbies to every supposed diehard fan now living in Santa Monica. Oh, and half their division is staging two of the most blatant tank jobs in league history. Aaron Hernandez got his conviction voided by killing himself. That was like the Tuck Rule of murder. What has always sucked: Congrats, Patriots fans! You are the official team of the alt- right!
They’re all yours. More important, your team is now emblematic of an America that is distorted beyond recognition: a place where people are less revered than the bold and brave companies that maximize delivery and efficiency by phasing out every last trace of humanity and treating people like coal to be shoveled into a furnace. The Patriots can even get NFL players to buy into this shit.
Players are like, “Wow, these guys really know how to get the most out of me right before paying me what I’m actually worth!” This team dangled Malcolm Butler all offseason and then decided to keep him in the fold, and of course he’ll still play brilliantly for them because NFL players know that you can either be treated like shit in New England and win, or be treated well elsewhere and lose. Their fans love to call in to Dipshit and Chuckles in the AM so they can complain about how a first- round pick who happens to be black should get cut to “send a message,” since pretending to be the miserable man in charge of this team is the only way these people can find any joy. There’s nothing laudable about Brady, or Belichick, or horny- ass Robert Kraft. Watch Chi-Raq Mojoboxoffice. And there’s DEFINITELY nothing admirable about their loser fans (Marky Mark left early!), who still yank out their drunk fathers’ old Hugh Millen trading cards any time someone calls them a bandwagoner and who STILL feel victimized even after winning sports fan Powerball: God, what a bunch of sour pricks. The fucking FBI helped your idiot quarterback find his jersey.
You people are spoiled worse than a chihuahua on an airplane. I wish Mauricio Ortega had gotten away with it, dammit.
I wish Edelman’s old teacher had told him to get fucked. I wanna show you something. Here’s a photo of the dude who got busted yanking the fire alarm in the Steelers’ hotel: Tell me EVERY Pats fan doesn’t look exactly like that guy. He’s got it all: the Casey Affleck stubble, the dead eyes. These are the sullen drones who have the perfect temperament to cheer on a humorless monolith of an organization that smothers everything and everyone in cold gray fog.
The machine wins. The many suffer for the enrichment of the few.
Goody fucking two shoes. I’m gonna get even DRUNKER for this next Super Bowl win of theirs. It’s my only diversion. Watch It`S All Gone Pete Tong Hindi Full Movie. And SUPER TRIPLE DURA- FUCK Mike Lombardi. This isn’t a rule, you big stupid fuck. And fuck Patriot Week. Did you know? The Patriots have been outscored in Super Bowls by 3.
By all metrics, they should only have THREE rings at most, and not five. And that’s before we deduct for all the cheating, which would bring their Pythagorean Super Bowl win total to - 2. Also, Gronk is getting traded at midseason. It’s a mortal lock.
Belichick will stun the world by shipping him to L. A. and then his arm will fall off and he’ll triple puncture each lung. What might not suck: Boston proper leads the league in thwarting Nazi rallies. NO ONE DENIES THIS. Maybe you should protest the football team next. HEAR IT FROM PATS FANS! [Ed.
See if you can tell where these take a turn] Brandon: Because fuck us. Andy: Kill me. I’m surrounded by assholes. Casey: We might as well change our team helmet to MAGA hats.